- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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