- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

ollie is a fag so are you

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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