whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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