What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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