Men's rights.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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There is a car full of black people.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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