- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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