Water, please.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What's 1+1? 4.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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My sister has to take a dump

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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