(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

A ginger rapping.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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