A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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