What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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