Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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i have 2 penises

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Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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a banana

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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