- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

Obama

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

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