- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

What break when you talk?

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

penisface

your momma's an antijoke

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

knock knock come in

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

you are gay

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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