- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Women's Golf

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Pickle!

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Slavery

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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