What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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