What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Well, this is fun.

Women's rights.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Your mum is dead

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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