What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

Pianca going ham

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

Indeed.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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