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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Knock knock Who's there? FBI

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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