Rebecca Black sings a song.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

hi my name is? joe

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Hi poop!

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Anti Joke

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