How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Dozer has a soul

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

you wanna hear a joke? no

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Google Doodles

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

Nickelback.

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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