Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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