- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

You're so straight!

A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Two women were sitting in silence.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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