Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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What comes after "Q" R

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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I love boobs

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whats better than shoes feet

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Exactly what?

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Josh kissing a girl

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