- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

I'm gay. Great me too.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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