Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

what is patrick wilson? smart

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Yo mama so fat she died

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

9:11 make a wish

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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