I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Knock knock. Come in.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Anti Joke

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