Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

whats better than shoes feet

W.N.B.A.

What is 69? A two digit number.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I LIKE TURLES.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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