- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a car full of black people.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

Chocolate tastes good.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

I dislike old people.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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