Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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whats better than shoes feet

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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