What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

a man walks into a bar.......ouch

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

yo mama so fat she's fat

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Mmmmmmm Lemons

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

One Big Ass Mistake America

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...