What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Adam Sandler.

come along children

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

women's rights

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

memes

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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