Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A van drives into a car.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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i heart wiener

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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