Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What's worse than finding gum stuck on the bottom of your desk? A clown following you around carrying a shotgun and throwing toothbrushes at you.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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Golf.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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