- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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