What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Exactly what?

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Penis

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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