GAY PEOPLE

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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GONNA

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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