What does a man like. food.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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I love you.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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i wish i was a tree !

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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