do you know what's so funny? yup

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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666 im christian

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Women's rights.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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:-)book

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womans rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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sweaty black guy

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Indeed.

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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Anti Joke

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