Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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penis

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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KEVIN HART

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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