How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Women's rights.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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