What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

womens rights!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Sea World Japan.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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