What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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GONNA

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What should I name my dog?

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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