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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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