What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Nicholas Cage

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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you just lost the game!

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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