Rebecca Black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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