Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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