that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Women

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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God.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Anti Joke

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