- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I came.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Women's Rights

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Why did the bunny eat his food

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Hey Caleb.

Anti jokes.

two fish are in a tank.

Brittney Spears

your momma's an antijoke

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