- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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