What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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your life

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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