- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Don't rape me!

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

It's your mother, open the door.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Giving birth to the antichrist

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Women's rights.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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