- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Mmmmmmm Lemons

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

you wanna hear a joke? no

arse

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

where do the women go? the womanarium

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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