Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

Tacos

penis that is all

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

This is not Will Smith.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

did you ever see a butter fly?

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

I came.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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