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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

pubic lice.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

steves legs

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Gadaffi

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Punchline.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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