- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

but there is a road to the super market

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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