What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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KEVIN HART

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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