once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Black people are clen.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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lewis bedford

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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A homeless person dies.

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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I love boobs

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Tacos

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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oops

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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