Knock Knock! Come in.

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knock knock come in

What is brown and smells? Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

So dont touch it

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Nicholas Cage

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A van drives into a car.

A mexican goes to an ATM.

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

knock knock Come in.

your momma is so old, she has heart problems

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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