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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

women's rights.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

I love you.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

Look Down Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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