What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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I can't think of a joke!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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hi

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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