What lives underground? Grandpa

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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KEVIN HART

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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