What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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pubic lice.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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I love you.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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want to go home? yea

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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lololololololololol

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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