Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Women Drivers.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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