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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

okay.....

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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