What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Canada's army

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Water, please.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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