What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Pickle!

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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Tacos

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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