knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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