The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Jews for Jesus

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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