a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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666 im christian

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Women's Basketball.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Women"s Rights

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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