Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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ur mother

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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minorities.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Women Drivers.

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The WNBA

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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