You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

womens rights!

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

look left now look right. washing machine

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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