Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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