Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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penisface

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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your face.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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austins gay lolololol

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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What is brown and sticky?

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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