Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What break when you talk?

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Giving birth to the antichrist

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What's gay and gay? Joe

steves legs

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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