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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

baby seal walks into a bar

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know George Washington? He died.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

baby seal walks into a bar

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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