Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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Robin, get in the car.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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no u

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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whats gay ? you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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