Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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No

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Mexicans working in an office

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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