What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Gadaffi

Punchline.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Hey

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

People Eating Tasty Animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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