Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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i wish i was a tree !

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Chuck Norris

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Q: Why did the paraplegic go to the gym? A: to watch his friend work out

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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