Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

how does peploe get around they walk

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

WNBA

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What break when you talk?

Giving birth to the antichrist

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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