Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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