Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Grapefruit.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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666

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Hi colton

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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