How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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a little girl gets raped

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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