How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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womens rights!

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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World peace

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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