What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Black people are clen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Penis in a box.

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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