A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Water, please.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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