Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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