World Of Warcraft

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What did you say? I don't know.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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