- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

What did you say? I don't know.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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