- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Adam Sandler.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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