A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Penis jokes.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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