A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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A fat man buys a salad

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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WNBA

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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