why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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