Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Robin, get in the car.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Can I touch it?

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

how does peploe get around they walk

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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