I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Ancient Greeks rights

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Penis

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Mexicans working in an office

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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