How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

jewish people like other jewish people.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

i hate you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

Obama.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Anti Joke

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