When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Rebecca Black.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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