Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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GAY PEOPLE

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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Canada

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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