What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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noodles

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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