Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

Pickle!

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

yo mama so fat she's fat

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Go away.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Q: What's the point? A: .

Your mum is dead

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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