The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

where do the women go? the womanarium

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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