- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

8=D

two fish are in a tank.

Women's rights.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

The glass is half an hour.

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