- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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