Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Pickle!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

A Muslim blows up a bar

Go away.

What do you call Obama? - the president

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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