Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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