- Anti Joke

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

NEVER

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

corey is a nipplepotomus

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

you will die someday

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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