Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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