How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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