A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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newt gingrich

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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whats gay ? you

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Time flies like a banana.

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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