- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

dog

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

Gadaffi

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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